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RT @jasonschreier@twitter.com

I'm glad that if we can all agree on one thing, it's that the most underrated comedy of the decade is Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

RT @allahliker@twitter.com

this "weed" stuff sounds pretty interesting

RT @TessaAkkoKin@twitter.com

Don't say straight when you mean cishet. Don't say straight if you mean people who aren't lgbtq+. There are straight people under the lgbtq+ banner, and it feels so alienating to be excluded from my own community by people acting as if straight is the opposite of lgbtq+ twitter.com/xtinaspipe/status/

me, a borderline: my fcuking god so many ppl are black & white thinkers to a very evangelical-like degree.

RT @dril@twitter.com

santa i know this is an odd request but i believe w/ a little christmas magic, any things possioble. I need you to shrink my dick by 2 inchs

RT @mcrlyric_bot@twitter.com

I won't explain or say I'm sorry
I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scar

RT @iwithdrawcoolly@twitter.com

fus ro dah, mr joestar

RT @VietnamCrystal@twitter.com

MAYBE YOU DIDN'T

i didn't save this, i took it. maybe it counts, idk.

i'm Godot & his coffee..!!

RT @themouseyouknow@twitter.com

Your gender is the last image you have saved on your phone

🐦🔗: twitter.com/themouseyouknow/st

RT @ivynoelle@twitter.com

Being 30 in 2019 means quoting lines from 12 year old YouTube sketches you loved in college that have become so far removed from the zeitgeist that you end up just sounding totally unhinged

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