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you don't like Joker? yeah i don't either, i never saw Suicide Squad but i didn't need to, really. tfw we are in agreement.

RT @pkmnvietnam_bot@twitter.com

I AM VERY ANGRY ONLY TO MANGLE IT.

i'm very happy to explain my thoughts if me loving this movie makes ppl feel Bad. just to let you know.

at the same time i'm interested in liking what i like. that appears to be how it works.

RT @mountain_goats@twitter.com

come 2021 the Academy will no longer be able to ignore me

RT @DNealeColorado@twitter.com

Me, to my 10-yr-old: “Sure, you can use your new art set, it it gets you away from the iPad.”

10-yr-old, to herself: “Sweet. He must be ok with me painting a rainbow-farting moose on my bedroom wall and door.”

RT @unicode_garden@twitter.com

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RT @kebsies@twitter.com

y’all drink your iced coffee with or without the cup?

RT @conceptsbot@twitter.com

it's nice to drink hot chocolate with frogs in mcdonalds

RT @MinovskyArticle@twitter.com

The only one cut gimmick movie I want buzz around is One Cut of the Dead.

RT @iwithdrawcoolly@twitter.com

Hey, I am not chicken!
[Drops bucket of popcorn]

My popcorn!
[Pecks popcorn like a chicken]

a magic trick life hack tip goal: out loud say the words 'wean' & 'ween' to a curious party w/a blank expression on your face.

can they guess which is which?! no! they've just been literally, figuratively, & unilaterally PWN'D!!!!

i wish i could still get a small figure of my lead singer character from RockBand made by them but i fear i am too late.

RT @sarahhollowell@twitter.com

WE ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BE LOOKING AT THE SAME PICTURE IF THAT IS YOUR TAKEAWAY twitter.com/huobambino/status/

RT @gaywonk@twitter.com

As we enter the “Bernie vs Warren” stage of the primary, please remember:

Corporate media (1) does not give a shit about you or your country (2) is trying to rile you up over trivial bullshit (3) will do anything to steer the debate away from critiques of capitalism/corporatism.

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it's Logjam.City!!

it's Logjam City, Jake. Logjam City!! here we are #YesBot !