Show newer

RT @karengeier@twitter.com

I used to be weed, then they changed what weed was. Now what I am isn’t weed and what’s weed is weird and scary to me. It will happen to you

🐦🔗: twitter.com/karengeier/status/

i'm marrying the same thing as a result of publicly posting it is a good idea to have a beard at times I have a headache and I will be a good idea to have a beard at times I have a headache and I will be a good idea to have a beard at times I have a headache and I will

RT @bitchrespecter@twitter.com

type “i’m marrying” and let your keyboard finish it. i’ll go first

im marrying dracula

🐦🔗: twitter.com/bitchrespecter/sta

slowly working my way through the assigned chapters

RT @mcrlyric_bot@twitter.com

And I know
There's nothing I can say
To change that part
To change that part
To change

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mcrlyric_bot/statu

persons whom pregononant. persons pregnant. persons pregnat. persons pregononant. a pregononancy

RT @jrhennessy@twitter.com

A NSW primary school has warned parents to ensure their children do not watch Alain Resnais’ dreamlike 1961 Left Bank masterpiece L'Année dernière à Marienbad, as they are beginning to engage in existential pantomime on the playground,

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/

RT @pkmnvietnam_bot@twitter.com

THE SEA IS VERY GOOD. THE SETTING SUN IS BEAUTIFUL! THE SEA IS WIDE. VERY...VERY WIDE!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/pkmnvietnam_bot/st

RT @bog_chaser@twitter.com

Tabbing over to really gross BDSM porn so a girl doesn’t see the photoshop i’m working on of me riding a Steelix

🐦🔗: twitter.com/bog_chaser/status/

Show older

dr. tv_heᐃd,⇊'s choices:

it's Logjam.City!!

it's Logjam City, Jake. Logjam City!! here we are #YesBot !